What is defference between man and Superman? Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experience pain and bought jewelry.
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he/she isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have with dinner.
If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife was knocking on the front door, who would you let in first? The dog, because at least he would shut up once he was in.
Don't spend 2 dollars to have a shirt dry cleaned. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hangar. Next morning you can buy it back for 75 cents.
Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks? It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish!
If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do? Shoot the lawyer twice.
